Say in the knowledge that she won't read this I wish to wish my eldest daughter a very happy 14th birthday.
I know what you are thinking, how can a debonair 21 year old such as me have a 14 year old birthday. The answer is simple. I have been 21 for almost 15 years.
Worry not, I have no intention of giving up the secrets of the philosophers stone which I purloined from my good friend Nicolas Flamel shortly before he sadly passed away.
Happy birthday Niamh...